Dramiel on scan! He best not warp in on me here! Come on heat, Thorax in deep armour, work it, come on.
85% Heat damage to autocannons, Thorax is going down, no more ships on scan, turn on the intercoolers!
PUKOOOOOO!
(Jets of cold liquid quickly cool the guns)
Or that was the plan.
TSSSFUZZZLEEPOPBANG!
DANGER! Autocannons dis-engaged. BURN OUT IMMINENT!
The Thorax exploded with literally the last volley of angry projectile fire.
EVE System > Channel changed to Egghelende Local Channel
YrruC > dude ransom?
Miura Bull > sure, sec
EVE System > Channel MOTD:
Miura Bull > 20 million ?
YrruC > fu*k it blast me, im poor
YrruC > lol
Miura Bull > actually do you mind self destructing instead?
YrruC > no
Miura Bull > no you don't mind or no you won't? :)
YrruC > pop me
Miura Bull > ok, here's the deal . . . you may go, good fight
YrruC > Cheers man, you smoked me
Fun times.
MB.
Man I do that all the time. But that's some amazing timing on the burnout. Usually it ends with me burning my guns out and running away.
ReplyDeleteMiura Bull > actually do you mind self destructing instead?
ReplyDeletebwahahahaha
EL-OH-Fucking-EL
ReplyDeleteMiura Bull > actually do you mind self destructing instead?
ReplyDeletehahaha! love it.
If it happens in the future, or if they won't pay and say they just want a quick travel home to the clone bay: Just turn them into a pet, keep them pointed, suprisingly after sitting in space for a couple of mins they often pay up ^^